5 Clever One-Liners To Impress Your Crush


Ever have the urge to be funny but clever when you meet a girl for the first time? Here’s some great one liners to help you out.


1 – Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

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2 – I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen – *show phone with front camera on*

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3 – Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

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4 – Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

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5 – When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

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Be sure to try these one liners out! Expect a slap or three…but, hey! Worth a shot! Send us your best pickup lines!